brillohead:

baconsteak:

milhousecest:

i fucking hate you kathy lee

im laughing so hard oh my god

oh my fucking god

(Source: meladoodle, via layynuhh)

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

(Source: gingerbreadlou, via haleskiez)

(via brokegoth)

bambifett:

This picture fucked me up

(via couldnt-say-no-so-i)

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

(via brokegoth)

image

i don’t need your fucking sass today 

(Source: cuteatonia, via 0riginal)

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

(via insertsomethingcleverheree)

seafiish:

CLICK AND DRAG THIS LITERALLY EVERY FRAME IS GOLD

(via haleskiez)

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

(Source: gloomyteens, via that-one-dinosaur)

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