pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

(via herewegohereweleave)

(Source: zustin, via 10knotes)

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

(via myonlywishisthatidiereal)

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

vvhaleshark:

i need to know for school

(via itsyourlifesoliveit13)

zipfolder:

vinegod:

When you get a dirty text in public by Saleh Ali

omg that’s me loool

(via nicole01)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

image

#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

(Source: moreissues--thanvogue, via respect-the-tie-on-the-door)

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

(Source: hurried, via jokes-for-the-antisocial)

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

(Source: ragecomics4you, via wanderlust-d)

shutupmerlin:

I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain 

(via saviginda)

bombing:

savannahdewbs:

bombing:

every post i make is 100% serious

"i’m going to fuck every volcano in the world" - Tumblr User Bombing

every post i make is 100% serious

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