Maybe I said the right things wrong.

• Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.

h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

(via heliostrapolis-the-secretary)

greekgogurt:

do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe

(via n-yctophili-a)

avoxology:

when people complain about receiving “too many” messages in their inbox

(via c0llarb0nesandh1pb0nes)

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

thepakman:

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

They’re all shades of cool colors

they should be called coolberries

(via member-of-the-a-team)

archangelgaybriel:

mikerotone:

cinnamontoastcrunchchallenge:

when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP

it will say VIP

That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you

yeah the throne

(Source: bbqringolos, via laughcentre)