rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

(via trouserweasel)

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

image

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snapchatting:

there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful

(via kellinthatsasandal)

mypreciouslittleblog:

my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead

(via green-eyedbeauty246)

pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

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liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

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promoted:

we should all give the utmost respect to organ donors

it takes guts to do what they do

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the-lonely-scottish-guy:

silent-cannibal:

absolut-niemand:

In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.

no you don’t understand we actually do say that

i crashed my car into a bridge

THIS IS SAUSAGE TO ME

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thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

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