kataylorr:

Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.

(Source: nathanwillett, via callmebekah)

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

(via thepolitepenguin)

When I drag my boyfriend to something I really want to do but he has absolutely no interest in doing

whatshouldwecallme:

(via 42wallabywaysydneyyy)

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

(Source: howdyhannaa, via thefuuuucomics)

khaleesinewbooty:

the deep sea terrifies me and so do the southern united states

(Source: thottielamottie, via noo-interruption)

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

(Source: yousaytheydontcare, via noo-interruption)

misandry-mermaid:

roachpatrol:

i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore 

like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit

I think about this post a lot.

(via bitches-love-me123)

helioscentrifuge:

gunz4hands:

new school year

did you mean:

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